Pinball

I ran across an interesting site with lots of pictures of old pinball machines. This picture cracks me up......seriously:

I like MEAT!

Tonight I'm making some different kinds of meat. I must have an iron deficiency, because I want MEAT!

So I'm making jerky, which won't even be ready to eat until tomorrow (sad...). So until then I'm making wings. Portuguese style to be exact. Since I can't ever just do what the recipe says (what the hell do they know anyway?), I'm cooking mine over the barbeque. It makes the house to damn hot anyway.

They are called Dragon's Chicken Wings, but they aren't that hot, just really freekin' tasty. I don't measure ingredients, that would be like admitting I don't know how to do something (eyeballing a measured amount). When I get done, they look something like this:

David Byrne is back again and I approve

I have been a fan of David Byrne for some time. In case you don't remember he was involved in the Talking Heads some years back. Well he and Brian Eno (a great producer who has worked with a bunch of well known artists) got together to produce this new album. It is available online through download only for now directly from the artist. Neat idea, no middle man to jack up the prices and you can listen for free through a stream on their site, or right here, right now by clicking below. I recommend listening for a few songs before you say, "I don't know who the hell this is!" and run for more familiar music. Have Fun!




Playlist:
Home
My Big Nurse
I Feel My Stuff
Everything That Happens
Life Is Long
The River
Strange Overtones
Wanted For Life
One Fine Day
Poor Boy
The Lighthouse

Nothing but Tears

A new product to toughen up the kids out there:

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time….

My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, “That burrito did not agree with me.”

I was like, “Was the disagreement over whether or not you’d have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.”

“I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know."

It was like, "I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way."




PS- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated

Lemon Jelly

Here is Lemon Jelly's video for "Nice weather for ducks". It's from their 'Lost Horizons' album back in 2002. I forgot about these guys until today. Me Likey.

It's kid friendly too, unlike this blog.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”







Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof
or a midget in a ballgown.