You'd be funny too with a hand up your butt

I love ventriloquists who are raunchy.

Kills me every time!

Head Bangin' Ukulele Playin' Dudes

Greasy stoner guys playing Guns and Roses' - Sweet Child of Mine on Ukuleles. I have a secret wish to buy and learn to play the Ukulele. Until I saw this clip, I was sure I was only allowed to play Hawaiian style stuff. Now I have seen that anyone can play what they like.

Greasy stoners included.

Watch it until the end, it's totally worth it.

Gentleman's Race

No one uses the term Gentleman any more. You never hear kids being reprimanded in Wal-Mart, "Be a gentleman Jimmy or I'll smack the crap outa ya!"

This is a race from Hood River to Portland Oregon. 125 miles. One day.
The finish line? - A Brewery!
It is unsupported, unsanctioned and unmarshalled.
No sissy boy aid stations or cheering crowds. Did you finish?
Well then have a beer!

Who ever gets there first as a 6 person team wins. Gotta finish with all your people or no deal. I had my money on Team Beer, but they came in a respectable seventh place.

Whitest Fresh Princess of Bel-Air

This is Kay Pettigrew and her cover of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. So white and cute and ridiculous that I like it. I had to watch to make sure none of my guy friends caught me listening to this.

Fresh Prince theme = Cool/Retro

Fresh Prince theme done by a skinny college girl = less cool/only for chicks

Pink Barbie Power Wheel

I would like to build my daughter a Pink Barbie Car like these. I have a feeling though, that she would never be allowed to drive it, cuz Daddy won't stop testing it!

These look like a ridiculous amount of fun.

Chasing Beaver

Boy do I get thirsty chasing beaver. Finally, a solution for my trouble.

Keepin' the crazies out!

I have been paranoid about the new neighbor that has moved in next door. Some extra security measures have been put in place to keep the weirdos from getting at my PEZ dispenser collection.

Trying to find another "Michael Jackson sexing a Zebra" PEZ dispenser would be next to impossible and I'm not willing to take that kind of risk.

This is for you, you know who you are!

I was literally amazed at what this toilet will flush. I could spend hours screwing up the septic system at my house with this.

Wait at least until the dog food, it's worth it. I promise!

I can't help it, Poo is funny...

English bicycles

This vintage looking bike is from Pashley Cycles from England. It is too nifty!

It's English so the price is £778.09, so that is like about a gillion dollars according to my advanced calculating abilities.

Did I mention I failed math a few times???

I live in a van down by the river

I would definately live in a van down by the river if it could be this restored 1952 Austin K8 Coach!

To quote Paris Hilton, 'That's Hot!'

Did I just say that? Shoot me....

Black Hole

I love this idea. I could think of a thousand ways to use this.

How long could you survive?

Find out here.