My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, “That burrito did not agree with me.”
I was like, “Was the disagreement over whether or not you’d have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.”
“I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know."
It was like, "I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way."
PS- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated