Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time….

My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, “That burrito did not agree with me.”

I was like, “Was the disagreement over whether or not you’d have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.”

“I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know."

It was like, "I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way."




PS- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated